Culled this first one from my daily email from a comedy site; I like to think if it wasn't exam season I might have gotten it "right," but who knows? Exams on Monday and Thursday, so I might be scarce in real life until next Friday.
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
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"Barack Obama was in Germany today. He's like a rock star over there... which is impressive until you hear that David Hasselhoff is also like a rock star over there." -- Jimmy Kimmel
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