Something new to post, I suppose:
Bomb threat today at the Federal courthouse here in Montgomery, as well as at the County Courthouse. The news has mentioned the County Courthouse, but completely ignored(?) the Federal one. How's that for fun?
I wondered if yesterday's vote had anything to do with the bomb threats. I should point out that all of Alabama's House of Representative members voted against the bill.
A lot of people are up in arms, without really having any clue why; these are college educated people, and that's very disappointing to me.
22 March 2010
10 March 2010
03 March 2010
Adentures in Babysitting
A conversation with my wife, who was babysitting some children.
Wife: i'll try today…and yummy took a mega dump while james was in the tub...and i meant to come tell you...
Me: lol
Wife: he wipes from the front...and he yanks his weenie...and nuggets up and then looks at his butt...to make sure all the poo is gone…i laughed when i saw him do it and he frowned and asked why...
Me: HAHA
Wife: i couldn't say...because I've never seen someone pull their weenie up to their bellybutton
Me: how old is he?
Wife: 5…he'll be 6 on the 31st…I wanted to come tell you right away...but I didn't want to hurt his little feelings...but he must be impervious to pain… with great restraint i didn't fall out when i saw it
Wife: i'll try today…and yummy took a mega dump while james was in the tub...and i meant to come tell you...
Me: lol
Wife: he wipes from the front...and he yanks his weenie...and nuggets up and then looks at his butt...to make sure all the poo is gone…i laughed when i saw him do it and he frowned and asked why...
Me: HAHA
Wife: i couldn't say...because I've never seen someone pull their weenie up to their bellybutton
Me: how old is he?
Wife: 5…he'll be 6 on the 31st…I wanted to come tell you right away...but I didn't want to hurt his little feelings...but he must be impervious to pain… with great restraint i didn't fall out when i saw it
02 March 2010
Some humor?
A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up, an inquiry begins.
One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. "Okay Simpson," says the investigator, "you were near the scene - what happened?"
"Well, it's like this. Old Charley was in the mixing room,and I saw him take a cigarette out of his pocket and light up."
"He was smoking in the mixing room?" the investigator said in stunned horror, "How long had he been with the company?"
"About 20 years, sir"
"20 years in the company, then he goes and strikes a match in the mixing room, I'd have thought it would have been the last thing he'd have done."
"It was, sir."
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As a doctor completed his examination of the patient he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."
The patient replied, "In that case, I'll come back when you're sober."
*****
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"
Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, told him Vegas was that-a-way and sent him on his way.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in the plane.
The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night."
One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. "Okay Simpson," says the investigator, "you were near the scene - what happened?"
"Well, it's like this. Old Charley was in the mixing room,and I saw him take a cigarette out of his pocket and light up."
"He was smoking in the mixing room?" the investigator said in stunned horror, "How long had he been with the company?"
"About 20 years, sir"
"20 years in the company, then he goes and strikes a match in the mixing room, I'd have thought it would have been the last thing he'd have done."
"It was, sir."
*********************************
As a doctor completed his examination of the patient he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."
The patient replied, "In that case, I'll come back when you're sober."
*****
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"
Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, told him Vegas was that-a-way and sent him on his way.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in the plane.
The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night."
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