A conversation with my wife, who was babysitting some children.
Wife: i'll try today…and yummy took a mega dump while james was in the tub...and i meant to come tell you...
Me: lol
Wife: he wipes from the front...and he yanks his weenie...and nuggets up and then looks at his butt...to make sure all the poo is gone…i laughed when i saw him do it and he frowned and asked why...
Me: HAHA
Wife: i couldn't say...because I've never seen someone pull their weenie up to their bellybutton
Me: how old is he?
Wife: 5…he'll be 6 on the 31st…I wanted to come tell you right away...but I didn't want to hurt his little feelings...but he must be impervious to pain… with great restraint i didn't fall out when i saw it
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